you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Randomize
