they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
how does that bad decision feel?
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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