I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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