Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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