I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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