There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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