do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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