ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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