I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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