Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
