Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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