Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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