Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
My ATM looks so different sober.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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