Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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