I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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