I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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