Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
Randomize
