Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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