I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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