The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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