She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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