You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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