You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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