this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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