just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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