Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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