Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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