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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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