AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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