the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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