This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
where are my eyebrows?
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