He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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