yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
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