we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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