so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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