I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Oh god it's open bar.
Randomize
