I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
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