The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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