Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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