Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I need a beard to bite.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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