Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
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