this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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