Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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