She went from zero to smokin in five shots
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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