If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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