I'm so fucking centered right now
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
