you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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