Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
do herpes really smell.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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