I'm lost and stupid without you.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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