this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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